http://verysatisfied.com/wp Sun, 30 Nov 2008 18:57:50 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Have you ever done a drunken drawing with your friends on a bar napkin? If you're visiting home don't leave it lying around where your Mom can find it. http://verysatisfied.com/wp/daily/you-mom-wont-like-this/ When I was in art school I knew this guy named Radislov. He was from Eastern Europe and would often would wear a pair of salmon coloured pants. Once my friend Felice painted the walls of an art gallery pink for a show. When Radislov came to the show his ... http://verysatisfied.com/wp/daily/salmon-pants/ http://verysatisfied.com/wp/daily/fuzzy-wuzzy/ Not to be confused with asperger's syndrome. When you have Ass Burgers life is hard. You just want to live your life but everyone can smell your delicious ass and tries to eat it. You can't trust anyone. Do your friends like you for who you are or do they just ... http://verysatisfied.com/wp/daily/ass-burgers/ http://verysatisfied.com/wp/daily/real-men-call-it-french-bread-freedom-bread-in-america/ Haiku: Gas from your own ass Giant Mexican buffet Your sentence is death http://verysatisfied.com/wp/daily/ass-gas-mask/ An accidental application of radioactive teeth whitening strips gave Tooth-White-Man his power. By day he is cursed to wear a special set of gold fronts that cover every square inch of his deadly bright teeth. By night he patrols the city striking fear into the hearts of criminals with his smile ... http://verysatisfied.com/wp/daily/tooth-white-man/ http://verysatisfied.com/wp/daily/mega-super-ultra-venti-skinny-soy-latte/ If you're having a bad day and you need a little pick-me-up just say those three little magic words: "Morgan Freeman's Penis" and you'll feel better. Flakes and cheese from his penis have been used by wizards and witches all over the world to make magical potions. In the real story ... http://verysatisfied.com/wp/daily/morgan-freemans-penis/ Dear little gluten, people are trying to blame you for things. All manner of things: migraines, cancer, their itchy big toe, divorce. "Sure", they say, "why not blame the little Gluten, he's defenseless. He doesn't have a voice, he can't speak up." I just wanted to tell you Gluten that I'm on your ... http://verysatisfied.com/wp/daily/gluten/