Morgan Freeman’s Penis

If you’re having a bad day and you need a little pick-me-up just say those
three little magic words: “Morgan Freeman’s Penis” and you’ll feel better.

Flakes and cheese from his penis have been used by wizards and witches
all over the world to make magical potions.

In the real story of the “Wizard of Oz” (before Hollywood ruined it)
Dorothy (pictured above) didn’t say, “there’s no place like home” and click
her heels together. She said “Morgan Freeman’s Penis” and it appeared
out of the sky and sucked her up into it’s urethra and transported her
back to Kansas.

Morgan Freeman’s Penis is a wormhole to other exciting space-time dimensions.