Harness your inner power

What is your purpose in life? Where are you going? What is it all for? Is there someone out
there who will love even you? Well don’t wait any longer friend, it’s time to seize the day!
Fill out this easy to understand survey and start on the greatest journey of all, the journey
of self-discovery!

Simply print this page, fill out the questionnaire, scan it and send it to us via e-mail at
verysatisfied.com. Then wait for 6 to 8 weeks for a package of spiritual material and additional
exercises personally tailored to you.

1. What best describes you as a person?

a) Venti soy latte

b) Corduroy blazer

c) Mc Donald’s green menu

d) Control top panty hose

2. Could you consider that the “instinctive swallowing reaction that occurs when you throw up
a little bit in your mouth” a metaphor for your life?

3. Do you sometimes confuse things that have happened in movies with things that have happened
in real life? Example: “I have a friend who copied out the whole dictionary while he was in jail…
Oh, wait that was in Malcolm X.”

4. On a scale of 1 to 5, 1 being very infrequent and 5 being very frequent how often would you say
you risk “the fart that may really be a shit” with your pants still on?