Haiku #1: Amit Pitaru

I would like a meat
What kind of meat would you like?
A meat Pitaru
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Fun Amit Pitaru Facts and Fiction:

Fact: He is a Transylvanian sausage.

Fiction: He is not a Transylvanian sausage.

Fact: His name is pronounced “a meat” like a sausage.

Fiction: His name is pronounced “a mit” like a mitten your grandma made you.